Thursday, September 2, 2010

Fueled by a Fast Feminine Force

At the hardware store in Central:
This triangle decoration pretty much speaks for itself.

The other side. 

 It's painted on canvas and ziptied to the frame- someone spent some quality time making this.


  1. too bad she did not use those skills to make a skirtguard!

  2. Maybe I will make a sign for my bike that says "fueled by coffee and chocolate."

  3. Given the style of the bike (which I didn't show you, but it was a fairly aggressive racing bike, I'm guessing that she doesn't see much need for skirt guards.

    Moopheus- you need to work on your alliteration.
    Perhaps cranked by coffee and chocolate? Needs one more word...

  4. Cake. When there's one more word to be had, it's cake!

  5. Alliterative confection made me think of “The Emperor of Ice Cream”

    Call the roller of big cigars,
    The muscular one, and bid him whip
    In kitchen cups concupiscent curds.
    Let the wenches dawdle in such dress
    As they are used to wear, and let the boys
    Bring flowers in last month's newspapers.
    Let be be finale of seem.
    The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.

    Take from the dresser of deal,
    Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet
    On which she embroidered fantails once
    And spread it so as to cover her face.
    If her horny feet protrude, they come
    To show how cold she is, and dumb.
    Let the lamp affix its beam.
    The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.